A no sex pact? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America!
Ross
Well, if you can´t talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt.
Joey till Ross
My body has always been a little faster than western medecine.
Phoebe
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian! …did I say that out loud?
Chandler
One thing led to another and before I knew it we were… shopping.
Monica
Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily we still get cake, right?
Joey
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling!
Joey
Hi, I´m Phoebe Buffay and I have babies coming out of me.
Phoebe
This is not a marriage. This is the world´s worst hangover!
Rachel
Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey, I´m not judging.
I´m going to get one of those… job things.
Rachel
Who is FICA? Why is he getting all my money?
Rachel
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You´re gonna love it!
Monica
Guys, rules are good. Rules help control fun!
Monica
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Uppdaterad Mon, 29 Dec 2008.
